my blog is great but have u seen my ass

(Source: euo)

familyfriendlyurl:

when u take a cookie without askin mama

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fuckyeahloldemort:

me on tumblr: i dont know what this means but imma reblog it anyway

How mom reacts when it starts to rain

"THE LAUNDRY! GET THE LAUNDRY!!"

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(Source: l-aughterr)

lalondes:

pajamaben:

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

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